from now on we're eenemies

I was at my kismesis mitunas hive when i heard a n9ise c9ming fr9m next door it s9unded like w3444444444444444 tIT WAS DA NAUGTTY!! >:( That is S9 TRi99REING! I g9t up and went 9ver there with a 9un.

"ALRIGHT WHATS ALL THIS THEN??" i sh99ted. Eridan and S9llux were on the 6ed, having intentsly kinky sex. I 6lew (EW n9t like that pervs!!) my whistle at them.

"WWHAT CRO! Oh wwait its just kankri :/" heirdan said.

"Fuck off kankle we're tryna have 2ex" solxu added

"N9!! THIS Is 9UTRAGEOUS WHY W9ULD YOU'' eirdan then grabbed me by the whistle around my neck and pulled me into the 6ed. He and solux were on either side of me and humping me n stuff.

"9et 9ff i ma TR99ERED!!!" i yalled but they were horny to the max

"You are red but you make my ball2 2o blue" solux said and they started singing 6lue fr9m heathers. (XD I LOVE HEATHERS!!! Comment if u love heathers LOLOLOL)

Eeridan kuns pov!

Gog kanrki is so hot. He is so tiny evven shorter than me and im only lik5'5 hahahahaa. Anwyway wwe were humping him and sollux took ou his bugle and put it in kanrkus backside. He sscreamed and i wwatched while fingerin my nook. He came all ovver both a us. I also came all ovver him. Then he started crying

"MY CEL96ACY" he yalled. I shoshed and papped him.

"But it felt good"
"Y9ur right. I d9nt need my cel96acy." he said and kissed me on the underboob tenderly. I moaned. "I am now a cel69ate."

"Wwhat"
"Y9u kn9w 6ecause 69" i chortled
"Oh" i also howled

I looked at solux. He wwas asleep because he's double jointed and also nutted too hard. I smiled and picked kankle up and carried him to another room for round 2 (sollux: ;))